Preaching
First off, sorry for the lack of recent entries. I will post something a bit more substantial when I've got my current shot off of my plate. It's a biggun, so once it's done I won't feel so bad about taking some time to write more interweb stuff.
Also, if the tone of my posts ever turn into me sounding like a know-it-all idiot, then please feel free to pull me from the pulpit and give me a resounding slap on the comments box. I don't want to turn into that person, and besides, what does a lowly assistant-me really know, eh? I'm still learning all of this stuff too, so I really have no reason to get "uppity" and la dee dah on you all.
To that end, I welcome all original Welsh jokes, and ones that liken my appearance to that of a 12 year old. The "olde" topics are always the best.
Also, if the tone of my posts ever turn into me sounding like a know-it-all idiot, then please feel free to pull me from the pulpit and give me a resounding slap on the comments box. I don't want to turn into that person, and besides, what does a lowly assistant-me really know, eh? I'm still learning all of this stuff too, so I really have no reason to get "uppity" and la dee dah on you all.
To that end, I welcome all original Welsh jokes, and ones that liken my appearance to that of a 12 year old. The "olde" topics are always the best.
posted by Kevan at
12/13/2005 10:01:00 AM
4 Comments:
Enjoy ya wee li'le man.
A Welshman, an Australian and an Englishman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them.
They were all sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced:"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Australian was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back.
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Englishman was next up. After watching the Australian in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Englishman was soon led away whimpering loudly.
The Welshman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Welshman replied."In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.
"Tie the Englishman to my back."
-d
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Drew, at 1:45 PM
heeee.
so good!
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Kevan, at 2:47 PM
drink a couple of Skullsplitters and enjoy this page.
http://www.welshjokes.com/
-d
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Drew, at 4:49 PM
Kevan, you self important know it all!
Post something new!
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Elliot, at 9:50 PM
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